I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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