So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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