did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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