Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My bed smells like the plague
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
send nudes
from the living room?
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