Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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