oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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