he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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