I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
that may or may not have been my penis.
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