He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
smell my finger.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I woke up under a house in Key West
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