Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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