ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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