i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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