When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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