I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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