I'm so fucking centered right now
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
