I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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