Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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