Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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