It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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