hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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