nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im holly from the hills drunk
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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