College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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