Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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