Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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