new low.... made out with someone while peeing
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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