Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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