Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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