I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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