Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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