we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Randomize
