Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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