IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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