I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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