i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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