i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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