How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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