ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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