I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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