i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I know her cup size but not her name....
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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