People with herpes should wear stickers.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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