arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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