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• (248): View more from Michigan

  im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Previous statement retracted.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?

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