Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Your dad touched me again.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
27 Of The Most NSFW Life Hacks
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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