im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?