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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Can i come over

  (240): View more from Maryland

  After you called me a desperate slut? No

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Come over

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• (323): View more from California

  I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  gladiator or hannah montana?

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  This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.

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