I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
