I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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