Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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