Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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