I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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