Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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