i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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