You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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