Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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