thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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