we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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