He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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