Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
There's always time for handjobs
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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